Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Dumpp Imgur
Roses are red, violets are blue, I need a good verse, or i'm in the poo
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here's some tinned goods
I stockpiled for you.
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Violets are violet
Roses are red
The thing i love most
Is your weird shaped head.
( even if it isnt weird it will cause a * lively* discussion, )
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Roses are red
and that is so true
But Violets are purple
And really not blue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But i wouldn't know that
You never give me flowers
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Very topical if we may have a no deal Brexit
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My buzom heaves,
As does my beaver
But not for you
If your a leaver.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Daffodils are yellow,
This isn't a Valentines verse, it's a succinct list of gardening fact, which in fact, aren't facts because violets aren't really blue, and all roses aren't red, and daffodils i'm not really sure about, but what i am sure of is.....
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm allergic to flowers,
Achoo.
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Roses a read
Roses are opened
Roses are eaten
I like quality street too....
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Valentine's is just over-commercialised nonsense,
Now, don't you have some ironing to do?
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Roses are red
The EU flag is blue.
Don't want to be out of Europe
Still not talking to you.
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Roses are red
So is my sofa
I've just been fisting
Gordon the gopher.
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Roses are red
But the petals are drooping
A bit like your dick
see how low I am stooping.
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Substitute third line with" Here's HRT patches"
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You may be my sister
But fancy a screw?
Or:
Violets are blue
Roses are red
I know you're my mum
I'm just f***ed in the head.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jump into bed
And I'll follow you
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Roses are like blood
Violets like veins
I do really love you
but cant let you out of those chains
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Valentines Day, Another commercialised farce
But Once a year I get to f*#k you up the ar*e
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Roses are red,
Boris is a tart,
Iain Duncan Smith loves it,
When he does a big fart!
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Oranges are actually male or female.
If it squirts in your eye without warning, it's a male.
And if it's bitter for no f*cking reason, it's s female.
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Roses are dead*
Violets are blue
Why has this thread been bumped again
The end
(* thanks autocorrect for making me laugh
)
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This thread has been red
It's good for a laugh
So, let's give it a bump
Then jump in the bath
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Roses are red
Let's be blunt
I want my c*ck
Inside your c*nt
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Roses are red
That much is true.
But violets are purple
Not fu*ing blue.
Roses are red
Dead ones are gray.
Now you must tell me
Do your parents know your gay?
Roses are red
The lights you shall dim
When it is stiff you stick in it
In goes in dry and comes out wet
The longer it's in the stronger it gets
It comes out dripping and starts to sag
GET YOU MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
It's just a tea bag
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Roses are red
Like those fire trucks
I have ran out to give any fu**s
Consider this matter null and void
You are like a persistent hemaroid
Always there when I need you least
Like that infection based on yeast
What i'm trying to say to you
This relationship has wet to poo
The Doctor said you're a walking STD clinic
But I have to admit i'm a bit of a cynic
I guess what they say is pretty true
sharing is caring so I give to you
Something as red as those lovely iris
Here's my present
IT'S THE CORONAVIRUS
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